Jump for joy
Our savior is here
watch him save
watch him share
Talk to his wife
his hooker
his whore
He'll share that too.
And you'll come back for more
Eat your words, there's
plenty where that came from
Jump for joy
Send us a postcard
from your new house
The pretty one with windows
and a sliding glass door
It's so suburban it's cliched
Reckless children
Jump for joy
The bile rises in your throat
with the tension in your gut
Anxious for the day to come
When your god will be outdone.
Jump for joy
Our savior is here
watch him save
watch him share
Talk to his wife
his hooker
his whore
He'll share that too.
And you'll come back for more
Eat your words, there's
plenty where that came from
Jump for joy
Sell me a sand dollar
for more than a buck
it's worthless anyway
and now I'm stuck
Feels pretty good
to beat the con at
his own game
Losing was all part of the scheme.
Delve into darker holes
spend some time with Grandma
Tastes like fear on your lips
and Grandma knows
Jump for joy
Send us a postcard
with a 20-cent stamp
3rd class is better
than no class
3rd world is better
than no world
3rd rate is your hero
Jump for joy
Our savior is here
watch him save
watch him share
Talk to his wife
his hooker
his whore
He'll share that too.
And you'll come back for more
Eat your words, there's
plenty where that came from
Jump for joy
Function is not a purpose
Pretend you knew that
just for once
Let them hear you
say the sentence
watch the crowd
bite your tongue
hell, sell the Son
and jump for joy.
Too much crack
too much crack
too much crack
too much crack
too much crack
too much crack
too much crack
too much crack
too much crack
too much crack
too much crack. . . .
1998 © Dave Cavill