I got it custom made
I sent away for it
I got it in the mail
It fills my living room
It keeps me up at night
It drives the girls wild
It puts the guys to shame
I got it custom made
I sent for instructions
I got them in the mail
It doesn't work
It killed my dog
It turned my kids
It makes me sick
It doesn't work
I got it custom made
It doesn't work
I got it custom made
I sent it back
I got it in the mail
It fills my living room
It keeps me up at night
It goes down on my wife
It knows too much
It works too well
I don't work
It works too well
I got it custom made
I sent away for it
I got more than I wanted
It flies a kite
It sends for others
It likes to lie
It knows too much
It knows too much
I got it custom made
I disobeyed the customs
I got my just desserts
It gave me what I deserve
It drew the line
It sanded the paint off my car
It forwarded my mail
to its new home
It knows too much
It knows too much
It doesn't know it yet
but it ends here
I got something new in the mail
I got it custom made
it ends here.
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